Same ol’ news
— from the Redundant Gazette
A woman in Nashville who was suffering from a case of extreme penis envy shot and killed some teachers and students in local school. Without skipping a beat the liberal know-nothings demanded more gun laws. The hundreds already on the books are not getting the job done, obviously. More will help. Just as them.
The 28-year old woman decided to become a man some time back, and may have a good defense against murder charges. She’s been taking a lot of testosterone and other things that natural males hoard, and she may be able to convince a jury that the special, virile hormone is what led her to express her unhappiness by slaughtering a few children.
My, my, ain’t this a mess for the lunatics? I speak of course of those who so tirelessly tell us that gender does not exist (unless a crazy woman wants to be a man, in which case gender is everything). So now one of the trans-trans darlings has done a bad thing. And it’s bad news for Donald Trump. He’ll get the blame, as usual.
The new prime minister in Scotland, where the population is at least 92-percent white, is crying the blues because there are too many white people in government. Having a self-awareness score of minus-three, the new boss of kilt people is descended from Pakistanis. In fact, he looks exactly like a lot of Pakistanis, which makes his Scottish accent all the more ludicrous.
The Scots were for centuries a promising people, but they have apparently liquified their brains with all that stump water whisky they swill non-stop. Not only have they elected a Scot-hating racist to the top leadership role, but they lately have been drowning in a sea of wokeism. It seems like somebody would throw them a life ring, but I guess people just really don’t care what happens in Scotland. I don’t.
Last, the Dunderhead-in-Chief appeared before cameras this week in the wake of the Nashville shooting. As he searched the room for the teleprompter he apparently said something about only being there because he heard there would be ice cream.
Why is that time after time, the wrong people get shot?