It’s a little story about a 200-pound, mentally ill man wrestling a 135-pound actual female, and getting his ass kicked.
The actual female then posted the info on an internet site, and what happened? Get real. What happened is that the BLTGang went crazy. Um, hold it. I meant to say even more friggin’ crazy than we normal people thought possible.
Next move? The next move will no doubt be to forbid actual females from beating up make-believe females.
Proposed new rule for the North American Grappling Association?: In accordance with our newfound obsessions, fetishes, kinks and perversions, human beings who have double-X chromosomes must not be allowed to overpower women who have penises, as doing so could cause great harm to the feelings of penis-women.
In this case the penis-woman is named James McPike, who prefers to be known as Alice. Aww. . . Too sweet, don’t you think?.
The funniest response to Alice’s incredibly humiliating defeat by a tiny, actual female comes from Foundation Chicago, the martial arts school where Alice was apparently not very well trained. Says the not-very-good school of martial arts: “ . . . trans-identified males do not possess a physical advantage over females in sports.”
Misled by that stunning bit of fiction, Girl Scout troop leaders are now encouraging all their young, actual female troopers to try out for the NFL. Fair is fair.