You all know how careful Republican politicians are with our money, right? They are conservative, and they don’t like to blow money on things that don’t matter to Americans.
Did you say blow? asked Lindsey, the old queen from S. Carolina.
Try and focus, Sen. Graham.
So, yeah, why did nine GOP senators flip their treacherous minds, and vote to send a midget dictator in a faraway land a few more of our billions? Why indeed.
Here’s what one of those craven good-for-nothings said about our money going either overseas or into Raytheon’s bank account: “ . . . Republicans and Democrats are both comfortable with voting for it." Oh, well, by all means, increase the national debt. Please, don’t let us stop you. Above all else, we want you to be comfortable.
Graham, by the way, heralded the new giveaway as being a loan. Oh? Ukraine will pay us back?
Don’t be silly, Lindsey purred. All we senators want is a throwaway line for our stupid constituents. If we tell ‘em the billions are just a loan, they’ll go along. They’re stupid, like I said.
And of the giveaway, here is an actual quote from the eminent states-person from the Palmetto state: “Listen, we're asking people to pay us back when they can if they can."
Oh, so it’s like student loans.
Not really, said Lindsey. The students don’t have to pay back the money they borrowed. That was a loan.
I see.
A better summary than any straightforward statement of facts could be.