Pictured above is Katie Couric, the brilliant philosopher and eminent political scientist. Katie claims not to be shit-faced drunk in the photo, but we can’t be certain. We do, though, endorse the title she affixed to her portrait: “Faded — I’m talkin’ faded — Beauty.”
And below is another very old photo of Katie with her legs spread, as usual.
Katie recently repeated her assessment of conservative voters to Bill Maher, claiming they are low I.Q. bumpkins. When Maher asked her what I.Q. meant, she answered, “It’s something to do with test scores or something. I’m not sure. But those Trump voters have a low one.”
Katie is frustrated because finding a man who can bear to be around her for more time than it takes one to have an orgasm is becoming increasingly more difficult. “Don’t they know I’m sweet and bubbly? Why don’t they love me?”
Pretty accurate