Oh BABY!
Hurry up and VOTE!
NEW YORK TIMES, n. : a big city daily publication, once thought to be a newspaper
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I’m in a rush to get downtown, to type up my report.
I’ve lost my notes but use them only as a last resort.
With facts I’ll not attempt the Truth, for that would only bore thee.
What matters more than anything is my name ‘top the story.
-- I. Jowls Reigns
Phony journalists Woodward and Bernstein bedazzled the country with their hack news stories, inspiring untold numbers of otherwise unemployable people to become like them: Journalists.
How many spent hundreds of thousands at the University of Missouri, grabbing at a receipt that would proclaim them to be “journalists.”
Tidbit: A curious person can learn exactly everything about journalism in about ten minutes.