Picture THIS!

Do you know where YOUR dummy is?

My friend, Dasha Goldiginvich, is taller than I am, and it’s given me an inferiority complex.

We met in Key West, many years ago, where she was working in a dress shop. Dasha is originally from Moldova, and I suspect that she had been a cruise line prostitute who jumped ship. She once told me that she and Melania Trump used to do cocaine together when they were traipsing around eastern Europe. I think she was lying.

Here’s another picture of Dasha near her cornfield in N. Carolina. The picture was taken the year she was voted best hoer by the Haywood county Independent Farmers’ Alliance.

She reminds me a lot of Melania.