Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Woman with penis running for U.S. Senate.
Isn’t he bee-yoo-tee-full!?
One good thing about men shoving women out of the picture will be the end of PMS. Maybe.
Can women with penises get PMS? Do women with penises drink Bud Light? Do they get jock itch? How do you put a maxi-pad on a dick?
So many questions!
And what about breast/chest feeding? It’s so, um, motherly, uh, manly, or, um, something.
Yeah, all you double-XXers should just pack up and move to Afghanistan. You can’t run a beauty parlor over there, but you can just busy yourself with housework. Whatever. Just get out! America doesn’t want you anymore. And if you can’t afford the plane fare to Kabul, just jump in front of a speeding, non-binary train.
(Full disclosure: This post paid for by the Democrat National Committee.)
Clever