Their, they're,

sat down for a spell and read.

Do you like my birthday shirt? My wife understands me. She doesn’t always like me, but she understands me.

Perhaps Notes readers have noticed that I sometimes lose my mind and go screaming through the woods when I come upon the works of a person who does not know how to use the English language, or who does know and just wants to be “an individual” and Do. Things. Like. This., which is just the cutest, don’t you think?

I encourage more semi-literates to adopt their own special style, like the Substack guy whose computer can’t make capital letters or punctuation marks. It does wonders for my feelings of superiority.

Here’s an example: i like to write this way because making paragraphs is too much trouble besides what’s with all the commas and stuff all i’m trying to do is convey my infinite wisdom to the lesser folk who can’t appreciate my genius

I think most people on Notes are not much interested in reading, much less writing. They prefer to look at cartoons.