“Hi, my name is Dmitri. I’m a tech guy who helped start Linkedin. I’m really smart, and I’m a billionaire, just like Trump. Did you know Trump staged his own assassination attempt?
“I know a lot about guns. I’ve seen plenty of pictures of guns. You can tell Trump staged his own shooting. How do I know? Because I’m really smart.”
But let’s look at it another way.
Trump is so brilliant and so quick on his feet, that when he saw the bullet coming for him, he tilted his head just enough so that only his ear would be injured. He had probably practiced that move at least a dozen times.
Trump told reporters, “I saw the bullet coming. It was a very beautiful bullet, and I knew it was coming for me, so I turned my head a little, so the bullet would wound me but it wouldn’t mess up my hair.”
Joe Biden, conversely, could have dodged plenty of bullets when he was falling up the stairs to his airplane.
Or when he fell off his bike.
Or when, despite the special shoes, he forgot how to walk.
That move would have foiled even the best shooter.
It’s obvious. Leftists hate Trump because he is strong, and they hate strong men. They love Gavin Newsom, right?
They do. But they really hate it when a strong man fucks all their girlfriends, which, by the way, is often.
It’s got to hurt.